A Disposal Solution

Certain acquaintances who shall remain nameless have requested that in the event of their demise they would like to have their remains tossed into the woods for nature to do with as it wills. I have on multiple occasions questioned the legality of doing that, but now I think I might have a compromise: The Body Farm

clipped from www.damninteresting.com The students knelt alongside the slumped form, seemingly untroubled by the acrid, syrupy tang of human decay which hung in the air. They remarked on the amount of decomposition that had become evident since their last visit, such as the sloughed skin and distended midsection. The insects which feasted upon the decommissioned man were of specific interest, prompting a number of photographs and note-jottings. After surveying the scene to their satisfaction, the students strolled across the glade to examine a considerably more decayed corpse in the trunk of an abandoned car. Their lack of alarm wasn't altogether surprising, for they were part of the organization responsible for dumping these corpses– along with dozens more– throughout the otherwise serene forest. They were forensic anthropology students from the University of Tennessee.